May 29, 2020
Happy Preaching to the Choir, Fellow Orators,
While preaching to the choir, you probably often wonder, "How can they hear me with all that hair?" Especially because the hair problem has gotten worse since the barbers fled. Basically, the hair problem can be divided into four factors:
Hair on head: Good
Hair not on head: Less Good to Quite Bad
Hair on Men: Tends To Be Problematic
Hair On Women: Way Above Average
General Observation: "Hair" is not to "Hairy" as "Wind" is to "Windy"
General Assessment: In the time it takes to say, "Quite the man bun," the amount of hair on earth grows by about sixty cubic meters, which is disgusting if you over-think it. And now that you mention it, what distinguishes people from non-people is our fussy, conflicted relationship with hair. Hair on upper head area is considered good. Hair on face is debatable and ranges from spiffy and commanding to, well, pubic, if you don’t mind anyone saying so. As you descend from the head, hair generally becomes less and less desirable. Ear, nose, neck, for example. These haireas get yucky real quick. We could go on. Knuckles. Ass. And on to
non-body areas, such as countertop, salad, or poem.
Obviously, hair is a problem for human beings. What to do about it? For starters, we share illuminating texts from the Flossophy of Fongress Library.
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