Fictionary Friday: Words You Need. Whether you know it or not.
Possume (pahs sooom) Verb: Jumping to the conclusion that the being under discussion is dead.
In a sentence: The trio in the ad for 'Easy Funeral Hits' was so excited to use the Magnus Chord Organ that they possumed Aunt Lily when she took a nap.
Wikipedia Friday Favorite: In honor of the intersection of curiosity and logarithmically expanding human knowledge, we offer a weekly favorite obscure Wikipedia page. Given the outside
chance that Charlie Kilpatrick is not elected president, consider the consequences: we may have to put up with some bad music. Here is a list to scare you into voting for the "Baby Grand Candidate," even though we do not necessarily agree with every entry . . .
Fizzdom Friday: from our collection of favorite quotes.
"You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make all of them yourself." – Sam Levenson
Reader Reply:
Reader Reply of the Week and Possibly for All Time, thanks to Don Gawlik of Durango, Colorado:
"I always look forward to being misquoted in Flossophy Friday." (Not much of a misquote.)
Staff admires Don’s sacrificial attitude and strongly suggests that others (we’re looking at you) adopt same. Which of the following did Don not say in regard to Syd’s Snooze Room (see photo from last week):
- Where is the entrance to SYD's Snooze Room?
- If someone needs a snooze, hiding the door would not be good business practice.
- Perhaps the idea is for the sleepy person to first buy a rug or leather belt.
- 83% of Americans say they are above average drivers.
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